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"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 06/11/2014 at 20:55 • Filed to: None

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A red '85 during a speed trial with a top speed of 150 MPH. I approved, and the rest was history (aka wallpaper).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 20:57

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My car has a higher top speed.

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 20:57

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Not that I don't like your C4 posts, but when was the last time you posted something that wasn't C4 oriented? Dat C4.

C4.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 20:57

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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/11/2014 at 20:59

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If you have a stock E36 328i, I believe we're about tied! With a cam, though, I have a little extra top end for a couple extra theoretical MPH.

MPA > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:00

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C4

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:01

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I kid, it's only 146 :(

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:03

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I will soon be saying things like, "Can I tell you about my lord and savior, C4 Corvette? I haven't really driven it but if it didn't exist, who wrote the owner's manual?" if I continue down this demuro-esque path! Only I don't have a Ferrari :(

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:06

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"Hello sir or madam! I'm going house to house today to tell you about our new messiah, C4 Corvette! Created by 80's GM (God), it will bring you to heaven/paradise! Just drink this strange liquid"

Louros > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:08

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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/11/2014 at 21:08

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Chiptune that fine piece of Bavarianness and you will have me beaten! Then I do headers, exhaust, headers, S/C, bigger cam, and 3.93 gears and I do 200, you put in a 5.0 E60 V10 and you have me beaten again! I saw a mint dark blue E36 328i today on style 6s today at the local BMW specialist... Have you come to do Wangan Midnight in the U.S.???

lonestranger > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:09

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I could go on, but I won't.

Brian Silvestro > lonestranger 06/11/2014 at 21:10

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C MOTHERFUCKIN' 4

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > MPA 06/11/2014 at 21:10

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it's plastic, explosive, and more powerful than dynamite. It's no wonder why they decided to never make a better corvette ;)

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:12

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SHOW THEM THE PART WHERE GM ASKS THE OWNER NOT TO CHANGE THEIR OWN CAR'S OIL AND TAKE IT IN TO CASH FOR CLUNKERS TO BUY A VOLT!

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > lonestranger 06/11/2014 at 21:12

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3+4 pride, brother.

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:13

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That's the old testament (somehow)

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Louros 06/11/2014 at 21:16

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How many times does a guy have to change his pants in a day? Sometimes the cars aren't as classy, but you can still need to change your pants afterwards.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:18

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Mine is green...

No Prius Needed > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:19

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So it had a 3.1L L28 with twin turbos?

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:27

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With the idea of research and development, it's almost hard to believe that GM even can exist for commy european carmakers like Volvo and Mercedes! Damn GM-less bastards with their edumacation. Why do the swedes think Saab was smitten? Not by GM? And these crazy corporate partnerships with Chrysler are so sinful... The whole world is going to ford.

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:32

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Yeah you're right! I'm being brainwashed by the car in my garage!

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > No Prius Needed 06/11/2014 at 21:32

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L28, L98... it's all the same to me!

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:35

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anyone who can believe in ideas like research as development in place of GM can burn in the fires of Dearborn. I want to save you, Brian. Let me help you. Through the power of GMsus Carist or Ahura Mazda or other religious automotive puns.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/11/2014 at 21:37

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Boston Green Metallic is kinda bluish in the rain, though. I meant to say blue/green...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:38

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It wasn't me.

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:41

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*looks at Fiesta*

I CAN'T DO IT

*jumps into Fiesta*

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/11/2014 at 21:41

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Must've been Sherman, because my immediate response to your statement was "sure, man." Or, like, something.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:43

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I don't roll into shops

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:43

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the afterlife is no fiesta in a ford, my friend! The hour of wreckoning is nigh!

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:47

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*Fiesta lights on fire*

DEAR GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/11/2014 at 21:47

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You have just implicated yourself. This car rolled OUTSIDE the shop! Honesty isn't always the best policy , as you can give yourself away in a heartbeat. It's a lie or die world. Or live in wretchedness. Because you didn't lie. Now I must notify BLACKUBIRDO that devil three has arrived to challenge him. Or something.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:49

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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 21:54

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Repent! You must go to bowling green and buy a cheap corvette every sunday for the rest of your life and confess every original part you threw away. Go, run! Ford's SaTan cars are the greatest sinful indulgences in the world of small cars!

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 21:56

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Can I just get this and call it even?

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 22:00

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No, you may have a 3AT 305 C3 California Corvette. That's what you get when you leathe to your local GM dealer and go to heaven. Leathing is very important.

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/11/2014 at 22:02

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I just realized I have this gif. This is my response.